#Odysseus why

[otherthingys]

Yall know that clip/audio of, after a long pause, a man says “am I the problem” and is immediately cut off with another shouting “OF COURSE YOU ARE”

That’s all I think about anytime I think of or listen to “Monster”

Odysseus: “……..am I the problem”

Everyone he’s ever met: “OF COURSE YOU ARE!!”

Can someone please make this for me

I need it

[otherthingys]

Really? I read it as this scene

so i was listening to my goodbye and it reminded me of something

[duckysprouts]

brain chemistry changed from no longer you and monster btw

[thebabygronckle]

hey so i Fully Believe that telemachus was not afraid of odysseus in Hold Them Down

people may have told him stories of Odysseus, King of Ithaca, Athena's chosen Champion, Hero of Troy

but mama's boy telemachus sat by her feet as she wove tapestry after tapestry; and penelope told her little wolf stories of his father

how they met, how he tripped over himself to woo her, how he cried his eyes out when penelope became pregnant, how telemachus wouldn't sleep in his cot as a baby because he was so used to being in his father's arms because odysseus would not put him down; and yes, how viciously he defended their family when the atrides came to retrieve him for the war

telemachus? the child of the Unhinged Power Couple? who knew very well how horrible those suitors were, how they treated him and spoke of his mother?

took one look at his dad viciously protecting their home, their family, and thought he was the coolest, strongest person ever (after mom ofc)

[jarondont]

You want me to introduce myself? The thing that almost killed Odysseus?

[sniperct]

[kidnoodles]

some designs for the greek gods in my volleyball au!

bonus:

[alittlebmblb]

It was only a matter of time. After two whole years... not one piece of art. I am ashamed.

[gigizetz]

HELLOOO

What do you think about Eurylochus???

I like him so much and I'll defend him always but I see a lot of people that hates him a little bit too much 😭

which side are you?

I'll defend him forever

he's just hungry, man

[messymoonmad]

Since im not very normal when it comes to designing im always more efficient when i design straight up on an illustration so here goes the main suitors :

Antinous (lion🦁) : loud arrogant and imposing. Will laugh at your face and threaten you in cold blood.

Eurymachus (snake🐍): hypocrite manipulative conniving bitch. Will gaslight you with a kind smile. Hates mediocrity

Amphinomous (bear🐻) : he's the answer to choosing a man or a bear. Not inherently evil. He thinks the beggar is funny (not knowing its ody). He is just a guy who's easily influenced by his terrible friends.

(Credit to pinkcherry097 on instagram for the joke)

[dyleeart]

odysseus & polites & eurylochus

[otherthingys]

Okay so we’ve all learned that there is indeed a length that Odysseus would not go to to save Eurylochus

HOWEVERRRRRRR

I NEED TO KNOW

Would Odysseus still choose to sacrifice his crew if Polites was still alive ??! He hasn’t partaken in any wrongdoing, doubted Odysseus, etc; he just managed to stay alive up til thunder bringer.

Is Odysseus sacrificing his best buddy 🥺???

[bigidiotenergytm]

me seeing any piece of media ever: i can make that gayer (design cred: ody - gigi & zeus - neal_illustrator)

[the-soft-hoodie]

This ✨ destroy ✨ me

[adriles]

From my will: No funeral. Instead host a debate between some of the guys i know for ownership of my stuff, sowing hatred and distrust between them. as a bit

[witless-winion1]

ignoring Mr Jalpeño’s blatant Good Boy erasure

imagine Argos fucking hates the suitors. He senses the bad vibes and he growls and snaps at them at every opportunity. Several of the suitors have scars from being ‘nipped’.

imagine Odysseus disguising himself as a suitor, sneaking around, stealing weapons, and blending in with the other assholes during Hold Them Down

now imagine our favorite puppo making that super hard because he sees his master!! His owner is home, he hasn’t seen Ody since he was a puppy!! And now he’s old and slow but he’s damn happy to see his master, whether he looks homeless and is very stinky or not

imagine some of the other suitors wondering why the old king’s dog seems to like This One Rando so much, that he’s dancing around his legs like a fool, licking his scarred hands and sniffing his cloak obsessively, even as said Rando Suitor is trying to push him away between head pats